this is the best picture in history.
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Top Gear Quiz: what year was this? (we guess a long long time ago)
I had this hair. I had that curly fro look, dammit.
I called it a mexifro- I should have called it the clarkfro. Dammit.
What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris
Holy shit.
I heard a story from a friend training as an EMT that in fact, the EMTs love to blast this song going 60 down the opposite side of the street.
I wrote down his story (with his permission) to use in a script someday.
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Since I took this screenshot, the autocomplete now shows “cat dressed as a shark riding a roomba”
it’s hot, i’m already sweating, i’m gonna spray sunblock on and play basketball for half an hour
if i die of exhaustion/heat stroke, take my guacamole out of the fridge and bury it with me like some sort of avocado royalty
All hail the avocado king
May his guac live forever
Delta loves it when I carry her like this. I don’t know how long I’ll be able to do this, though.
Delta didn’t recognize me without hair, but once she remembered me, she helped me forget all about today…
